Hygiene Issues - not for the faint hearted

You may have noticed there is no Kitchen ceiling.
Dad decided there's so many pipes and wires along there, they need identifying and rationalising.

There's also the Smell.  Right from the start there's been a bit of a piddly smell in the house.  We found wee stains on carpets and dog hairs etc, but taking the carpets out and washing floors with a lot of Strong Stuff hasn't resolved it.  Then there was some evidence of a leaking loo upstairs.  We made the cistern leak worse and had to take it out.  We did the flushing with buckets of water from the basin.  When we took the basin out, MG sorted out a hose pipe for flushing.  It was from the only remaining tap - outside on the wall.

The WC pan was leaking somewhere and every time it was used we had a problem.  MG bought a lootogo from Wickes, but dad wouldn't fit it.(waste of time).  That was when we girls started to go to IKEA for a wee rather than sit on a leaky pan in a room with no door facing the hall window with a view in from at least 6 surrounding houses. (we had been pretty tolerant).

All that leaking has made an ominous Dark Stain on the kitchen ceiling joists.  It also corroded the ceiling!
This cannot go on.  We cannot go on either.